Today is my sister imagineativeobserver’s GOLDEN BIRTHDAY. It was a day to be treated and treated well. There were a lot of things I would have liked to do for her, but we did lots of fun and exciting things that took up our time today. We treated ourselves to some classy consignment shopping and bought ALL THE CARDIGANS. We tried on all the masks at the hippie-goods store (which is an exciting place where I want to buy a lot of things). She didn’t bat an eyelash when I told her I wanted to pierce my cartilage right now. We drank far too many coffee drinks for one day alone, and probably didn’t eat enough food. I’ve definitely reached my spending money limit for the next two weeks. But it was worth it to throw all our cautions to the wind for one day.
Happy Birthday, Kate. I hope you loved every minute and wouldn’t change a thing (or at least not many things). And for the record, I’m disappointed that we forgot our treat yo selfie.
talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that.
This is what my life is about.
I’m excited to announce that I will be directing a trilogy of feature length films entitled “I Don’t Know Why I’m Still On Tumblr,” “This Website Is A Waste of Time,” and, “I Don’t Post Anything Significant Anyway.”
Starring ohkellynicole in her film debut, as seen in daytime drama “I Tried So Hard Get Followers The Honest Way But Eventually I Just Gave Up” and the cult favorite, “I Don’t Actually Know How to Accurately Use These Hashtags Anyway.”